Film/Album Rating System:
**** [Mind-blowing to Masterpiece]
***.5 [Excellent to Incredible]
*** [Impressive to Great]
**.5 [Solid to Good]
** [Legitimately Contrived]
*.5 [Awful to Unimpressive]
* [Terrible]
.5 [Nearly Worthless]
No Stars [Complete Piece of Shit]